Blakey's Bits: Quality valentines cards...

Friday, February 11, 2005

Check out this site with cards for EX-valentines:

Roses are red,
they come by the trainful.
I hope your death
is slow and painful.

And this one:

My lawyers are vicious,
I'll get more than I'm due.
And for once, I'll enjoy myself
while screwing you.

And there are some that are designed more for the pre-T "Flyguy on the pull" days. Such as this one:

Roses are red,
Politicians are sleazy.
Will you be mine?
(I hear that you're easy.)

And this one:

Your assests are delightful.
Your beauty's not debatable.
But what I like about you best,
is that you're not inflatable

And finally one about me:

I promise to be good to you,
and never treat you wrongly.
(Besides, I'll make you scream in bed --
I'm hung quite like a donkey!)