GREAT idea for our next boys night out

Well, a night in actually, as it involves sitting in front of the TV.

... Just hold on. Wait a minute, there's more to it than that!

Sitting in front of the TV, with about 4-6 episodes of Nigella's cookery series ready to roll. It'll be better with the newer series, as she gets more... well, Nigella-ey... as each series launches.

So, here's the idea:

The Nigella Drinking Game!

Here are the rules.

"Take a sip" rules
Every time she... x..., you have to take a sip of your drink. X includes:

1. Says "mmph" (like she's just had a phone ring on vibrate when it's hidden somewhere it shouldn't be).
2. Lowers her lashes then gazes coquettishly at the camera.
3. Has friends over for dinner (one sip per event, not per friend).
4. Wanders round her house/shops/anywhere else with a smug, self-satisfied look on her face.
5. Has her kids on screen (two kids = two sips).
6. Appears dressed in her dressing gown.
7. Changes costume to something showing her great cleavage.
8. Changes costume to something with no cleavage but very tight.
9. Licks her fingers salaciously.
10. Utters a not-too-subtle double-entendre.
11. Appears on screen at night and takes something out of the fridge and eats it without even sitting down.


Non-sip rules.

12. If the event is open to doubt, the decision to sip or not sip must be made in 3 seconds. No more than 3 seconds, as that's how long till the next event will happen, so there's no time to hang aboot!

13. Pee breaks are only allowed at the end of each episode. Taking 2 minutes out for a slash means everyone else will be twice as hammered as you by the time you get back.

14. If things are going really bad, rule 10 can be changed to "treble-entendres" only, as that should at least give us a bit of breathing space.

15. Hardened alcholics like Paul get to drink real beer. I get to drink low-alcohol stuff, otherwise I'd be pissed by the end of the first episode. Andi gets to choose, giving him the chance to play at "suicidal" level or kick back on "newbie" level when the going gets tough.

Bonus Event
16. If the camera pans up from the kitchen work top to her bosom, everyone is allowed to not take a sip and instead they can close their eyes for a moment and imagine dying between them!


Feel free to add your own rules!

Labels: nigella

posted by Blakey UK @ 9:30 pm