Just gotten round to listening to some of William Shatner's "Has Been" album. "Real" is a classic song:

I'd love to help the world and all its problems
But I'm an entertainer, and that's all
So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster
I'm flattered that you thought of me
But I'm not the one to call

posted by Blakey UK @ 4:12 pm