Daft thoughts

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If a mime swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet?

... More such inanities from http://bussorah.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_bussorah_archive.html

posted by Blakey UK @ 4:27 pm