More wit and wisdom...

More wit and wisdom from Wicked Thoughts . I've highlighted my faves.


* Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

* People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

* Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

* The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

* When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

* Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Then kill them.

* Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

* I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

* I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

* Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

* Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

posted by Blakey UK @ 10:53 am